Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

testick

after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs

dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!

by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009

testiculation

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006

Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region

“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”

by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019

Testicliment

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.

Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...

by Zac P January 24, 2009

Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.

Gross! I just got a testicle wrap

by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009

Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

by ta4877 November 11, 2009