testicleblimp is when you get such a good ass blowjob that your dick fills up with air and you pinch your foreskin at the tip so that the air wont escape,( if you want to go the extra mile you can use a string to tie it) this is called a testicleballon but if she(or he) has a nice dose of deepthroating a helium can before she sucks the dick tip it fills with enough helium to make it float.
at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.
you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth
you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds
you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know
you can let the whole world see your asshole
the limits are endless.
at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.
you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth
you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds
you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know
you can let the whole world see your asshole
the limits are endless.
person one: did you hear about kevin
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet
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1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.
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by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
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Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
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