tequila tongue twister 

When you take a tequila shot from a girls vagina via test tube shooter and then eat her out.

I gave that bitch a tequila tongue twister and she squirted everywhere!

tequila tongue twister by lhdgfl July 20, 2011

Tequila Story 

The term used to describe a crazy past event that occurred while deeply under the influence tequila. This usually is an embarrassing event.

She got her tequila story last night!

Tequila Story by JT06 February 19, 2009

Tequila Headshake 

An experience only in Tijuana Mexico, where the waiters cock your head back and pour an enourmous amount of Tequila down your throat while blowing a whistle then they shake the man's head vigerously if it's a female they pick them up and spin them around.
Also a song writen by Ed and Cam.

I was so hammered from that Tequila Headshake, I was giving a porcelain handshake for an hour.

Tequila Headshake by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

tequila sunrise 

A mixed drink that can be made in 3 steps:
1. Pour tequila into a highball glass.
2. Add ice and trickle grenadine on top.
3. Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice and stir once.


Note: If you want to make a siberian sunrise instead just use vodka

I'd make more tequila sunrises, but we're out of ice.

tequila sunrise by spastic biscuit August 30, 2005

Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.

Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!

Tequila dump by Facsimile August 31, 2009

Tequila After-party 

The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.

Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.

Tequila After-party by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009

Tequila Mockingbird 

A Mexican bird. Not to be confused with the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.

El Paso is full of Tequila Mockingbirds.

Tequila Mockingbird by gofishgo January 14, 2007