Teleshopping

Channels dedicated to pointless gadgets you will never need, unbelievably fake photoshopped images, patronizing rhetorical questions and the worst actors on the face of the earth.

Teleshopping:

**HEY! Are you a fat loser with no friends?**

Guy at home: No.

**Then you need,THE FAT-BUSTER-CARDIO-CRUNCHER-ABS-BUILDER-FRIEND-FINDER 3000! It was £300 but you can get now for just £299.99!
Just Call: 0800-IMAFATLOSERWITHNOFRIENDSANDNEEDTHEFATBUSTERCARDIOCRUNCHERABSBUILDERFRIENDFINDER3000PLS Terms and conditions apply batteries not included.**

by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009

telescoping

to masturbate into a tube and then ejaculate through the tube into someones eye

i was banging this bird last night. grabbed a toilet roll tube and proceeded in some telescoping

by luvchild1 September 22, 2009

telesex

Telephone sex. Having sex with telephone.

I'm having telesex in the public telephone.

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 24, 2008

Telesto

A very popular fusion rifles from the game Destiny / Destiny 2. An iconic weapon that fires off tiny purple fireworks that explode after a short delay. Sort of like explosive diarrhea when you think its finally stopped. Players often like to rhyme the guns name with other words.

Person 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite fusion rifle?
Person 2: Telesto, its the besto.

by Atlas_975 October 10, 2018

telisification

an unexpected erection a man recieves that can't be explained it can only be that the unconscience mind is thinkin of Ms. Telis

Sam just got telisified during the process of telisification while looking at Ashley Homa

by $WAGG May 30, 2009

Tekisasu

The Japanese word for "Texas."

Boku-no kazoku-ni Tekisasu-de aimashyou.

by James November 3, 2003

Talisha

A person that seems reserved at first but compensates with their extravagant fashion sense. They are conventionally pretty and have a dreamy/otherworldly aura about them, unlike anyone you’ve ever met before. A Talisha is usually a disaster queer with a peculiar sense of humour. Idealism is something they are intimately acquainted with and they can’t stand a judgmental attitude. A Talisha’s mind is a wonderful but weird place and you will be amazed by their sheer creativity, if they’re willing to let you be part of it. Not the best friend to have cause they have a tendency to ghost others. However, if you manage to get past their abandonment and self-esteem issues they’ll be extremely loyal. Likely suffers from social anxiety and/or other disorders.

How very Talisha of you.

by 09Aquamarine08 June 28, 2021