piped telly

Irish slang for cable television.

We just got piped telly in our gaff.

by kfly September 5, 2008

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016

Teddy-K

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.

Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.

by Hangman May 12, 2019

telly tubbies

the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan

run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!

by the Crumpet July 8, 2004

Teddy Tug-Spin

Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.

DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!

by TeenChallengeVermont September 19, 2016

teddy bear masc

A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs

my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.

by peachthesnake September 21, 2022