teased

The phase between sober and high in terms of smoking marijuana

Maddi: "Yo Riyad,you high?"
Riyad: "Not lifted, but not sober"
Maddi: "oh, you mean teased"

by Chief Reefer April 1, 2009

taked

"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.

He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.

by txkyc May 29, 2019

Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

Teeked

Major faceplant, usually ending in a broken neck and uncomfortable ride to the hospital.

That kid totally teeked!

by flyinryan95 November 23, 2011

Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.

He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!

by Clucker51 October 2, 2011

Pillow Teamed

Being hassled by one manager when you were actually having a dispute with another manager. For this term to apply, the managers must be sleeping together.

I had an argument with Sally yesterday and this morning Bob called me into his office. They pillow teamed me.

by chickenladyloveslife1976 May 5, 2012

Toledo Takedown

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.

Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.

by ace120 April 30, 2009