Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.

Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"

by cs February 11, 2005

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

Teagan

An albino maple syrup goblin, he only comes out when he needs more syrup

Teagan is sexy af

by Great north May 24, 2019

Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

by Tie Fan July 31, 2010

Tahatchapi

A guacamole substitute that uses pumpkin or sweet potatoes in lieu of avocados, famous for being delicious, infamous for giving the eater nasty burps. Out in force during the holidays.

Guy 1: *braaaaap*
Guy 2: Blarg, dude, that smelled like straight-up tahatchapi.

by MEGslayer December 28, 2011

Tahastone

Stone made out of Ta Cuber

Did you hear about the new church? It’s going to be made out of Tahastone!

by A Ta Cuber fan February 4, 2021

Australian teabag

When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)

This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass

by Xx_Keith69_xX July 18, 2019