meat and taters

The male genetalia.

His shorts were so short that I could see his meat and taters.

by That's what she said! August 19, 2008

josh your taters

To fondle someone's testicles, in a sexual setting.

"Wow, kissing is great, but could we maybe take it a step further?"
"Sure! Want me to josh your taters?"
"That sounds great, I'll whip them out!"

by Mac De Mario September 9, 2020

Gravy on them taters!

When a man cums on a chick's tits. (mostly the nips!)

Oh wow! that is a lot of "Gravy on them taters!"

by Gravy on them taters! August 6, 2010

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003

Cunt taters

1. (ADJ.) When someone is especially angry or upset.
2. (N.) Is the tampon at the end of a period that isnt drenched in blood.

This party is so cunt taters that we should split.

My cunt taters tell me that I can have more sex.

by Potaterz October 29, 2011

Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

lady taters

boobs

"can I ladle my man gravy onto your lady taters"

by goldmoogle March 12, 2014