Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.

Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.

by BillGatesEatsChildren February 27, 2010

Pancake Tapper

(n) A person who can balance the delicate art of lovingly having intercourse with a pancake and then being hungry enough to eat it after climax.

We nicknamed Jimmy "Pancake Tapper" after we caught him having sex with this fluffy breakfast. He used syrup as lube.

by MattBr November 9, 2007

Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

dick tapper

when someone uses blunt object to tap someones dick after sexual intercorse. creates nasua and limits blood flow to penis.

sara was a total dick tapper after a one night stand with skylar nelson.

by sdasfasfdasd May 10, 2006

Scrode tapper

The one gay friend of yours who thinks its funny to walk up to you at a party when your not paying attention and hit you in the dick.

Oh no who invited Kevin? He's such a Scrode tapper

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

terd tapper

one who is willing to penetrate the anal opening (sphincter); also known as your asshole. *Terd tappers are normally referred as homos

Joe Smoe was a terd tapper who liked to put it in little johny's butt

by tweedonweed May 21, 2009

Bald tapper

When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.

That lass Baishani is nasty, she likes to play the bald tapper with all her friend's sons.

by LilNiggle February 24, 2021