three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

tabular integration

slang term, for banging that extremely hot calculus teacher on the nearest table.

i had a dream about our calculus professor last night..boy is she hot, i spring a boner every time i think about tabular integration with her.

by BIoTeCH June 10, 2005

Tabor Academy

A school on the Cape with really hot girls, some hot guys, kick ass athletics, and academics. Guys think they're the shit and think they can get w/ any Tabor girl when in reality the girls are way too good for them. They know how to party, and can kick your ass in anything, especially sports.

Tabor guy: Wow, that girl is so hot, did u see her at the party last night? I'm so hot, athletic, and smart, I'm gonna ask her out.... Yo, you wanna hook up sometime?
Tabor girl: or not...
Tabor guy: ok then!

by student from other school January 12, 2005

Taboo

adj.

Something no one likes to talk about #awkward

Pubic hair, masturbation, death, sexual anatomy, and the porn industry are all taboo subjects!

by JeanetteMandy July 24, 2015

Tablone

A phone that's so big it is basically a tablet.

This phone is so big it looks like I'm holding a book to my head.
That's not a phone, that's a tablone!

by Chix September 17, 2013

tabooma

Take
A
Bite
Out
Of
My
Ass

If you don't like what I cooked for dinner, TABOOMA!

by Eggshell Von Terrible August 4, 2016

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020