Swoggle

(1) Ridiculously swag but also utterly awful.
(2) Small worm on goggle gets left eaten

"Dude that girl is so swoggle"
"Swoggle"

by pillar boy August 19, 2021

swoggle

swoggle - mix of suck, swallow and gargle. used to represent violent dick sucking, while slobbering all over ones self, and the person being sucked off.

came into existence in UK, 2006, when my mate tried to say "'Person' swallows dick!" but choked on beer, which came back up onto himself, and produced 'swoggle'

is often used by me and mates at work, to take the piss. visual aids are used with it, most common being the action Boss Nas uses in StarWars Ep1, where he shakes his head voilently at Jar Jar Binks and his fat double chin produces waves of fat to move with his mouth

God, Anthony is a cocksmoker, i bet he swoggles chris all night long

How about a swoggle?
You got swoggled last nite didnt ya?

by PoTTer_Uk July 25, 2006

swoggles

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.

Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.

by Steve, Ekat, and the lovable Abbie Fischer November 13, 2004

Swoggy

Swaggy, but cooler
Can be shortened to swog like how the short version of swaggy is swag

They’re so swoggy
I think I’m pretty swog

by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021

Swoggers

A fucking combo between swag and poggers.

I can't make words lol

Ej: Omg dude that's so swoggers.
Jeff: I know! The most swoggers thing ever.

by AcherianLIVE August 18, 2021

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

Horn swoggling

1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure

Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!

by Robojooz September 23, 2004