Horn swoggling

1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure

Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!

by Robojooz September 23, 2004

Robojooz

1. Slang term for grey, questionable liquid, implying that it is a robots semen
2. Juice made from squeezed robots, composed mostly of metal and oil
3. Slang term for oil-based lubricant

Yo! Slap some o dat robojooz on her cheeks and get crackin!

by Robojooz September 23, 2004