1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure
Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!
by Robojooz September 24, 2004
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