swervin

1 slurpee
1 4 locko
1 5 hour energy
3 shots rum

that's swervin

we swervin tonight, 7/11 ain't gonna know what hit um

by JoEBrA September 5, 2011

Swerving

Swerving is a way of acting without cause, driving outside the lines not only on the Beltway but in all aspects of life.

He's been eating a lot of fast food lately.
"Yeah, he's really been swerving"

by JamesDintrone September 4, 2016

Swanging and Swerving

to be so incoherent that you're all over the place; you're crunk and having a good time

Man I was swanging and swerving last night man, I had no idea what was going on but I had a great time!

by Swagin'nSwervin' October 24, 2006

Skerging

The art of following a fat person riding thier bike waiting for them to get off then sniffing and licking the sadle.

Cor had a good skerge earlier the saddle was still warm.

As peter followed his next skerging vicyim he was unaware that she was wearing tenor lady soaking up the valuable sweat and juices.

by Ashley Millman May 4, 2007

snerging

Someone who goes around sniffing bicycle seats.

John was busy snerging in the bicycle shed when the cyclone struck.

by Furmint September 4, 2015

Swerving

When you go up to a girl for example in a drive-thru and tell her one of your friends said he'd give you 10 dollars if she kisses you, then as she goes in for the kiss you swerve away flipping your hair (if you have any) and giving her a nice view of the side of your head.

Yo I was swerving yesterday and kissed Delia at Bojangles

I swerved those dumb blondes man

by Malcom Merlyn September 20, 2020

smerging

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

by stellahogan October 14, 2008