Ram Sweeney 

The Hottest Linebacker in the 80s 🫵

Ram Sweeney is from the hit 80s movie “Heathers” and he is the moment

He also gets called Rammy poo or ich luge bullet by his totally not gay friend Kurt Kelly!! (They are very fucking gay)

They also died.

It was really traumatic 😥

“Hey look! It’s Ram Sweeney! The Linebacker!”

“He’s so fucking hot”
-everybody

“I would let Ram Sweeney Sword fight in my mouth”

“I like Ram Sweeneys moobs”
-Terrance

Ram Sweeney by Kurt Kelly’s Left Moob August 1, 2022

fake john sweeney 

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

fake john sweeney by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie 

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

The Sweeney Swing 

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

The Sweeney Swing by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

Jake Sweeney 

A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.

Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!

Jake Sweeney by Minday&Shilaa February 28, 2011

Megan Sweeney 

A dumbass bitch who is kinda nice sometime, also, everyones bess fren. she has a serious addiction to Takis and will stop at nothing to get them. She has a mad resting bitch face.

Friend 1: Who's that girl eating Takis, why she look so mad :(
Friend 2: Nah she aint mad, that's Megan Sweeney. she's cool.

Megan Sweeney by gfhudijskoa November 13, 2019

pull a "sweeney todd" 

verb.

a.to slit someone's throat,much like johnny depp's character in the movie "sweeney todd:the demon barber of fleet street"

b.when somebody kills all of there own friends and family

c.to victmize inocent person by feeding them another person,and they're unaware of that

a.this skiz-ank is frontin' i ain't down with that,imma gonna pull a "sweeney todd" on her ass.

B.Did you hear about katie?she killed all of her friends an family,that crazy bitch pulled a "sweeney todd"

C.Jim,there's a finger in the pot-pie you gave me,did you pull a "sweeney todd" on me?

pull a "sweeney todd" by Maggie & Jessica January 13, 2008