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Sweating to the Oldies

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Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.

Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.
DUDE I am totally going to laugh and cry after seeing Sweating to the Oldies!
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
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sweating sack

when your sweating so bad the only way to describe it, is refer to how much your balls are sweating
dude its so hot im sweating sack
by foxsman October 24, 2008
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Sweating Online

When a person gets sweaty during cyber-sex, phone sex, or cam sex while on a hallucinatory drug.
Kendra walked out of her room all sweaty from her cam session with Greg while on Molly. She hoped her family didn't find out that she'd been sweating online.
by SuicidalCucumber January 4, 2015
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Swain

A town with a ski resort and the raise the taxes that even pornstars can’t afford and not even a discount at the resort. Anyways beautiful views
Swain is good for vacations but not to live in
by Ifrickonthefirstdate69 June 19, 2019
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Richard Swain

A man who has very bright lights in his garden.
Bloody hell, I’m sick of those Richard Swain lights, I’m changing my wifi name, that will show him!
by next door neighbour February 2, 2022
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Tower of Nervous Sweating

You are very obliged to conquer a very specific obstacle course filled with dangerously hard parkour considering that the society of this experience found in the video-game ‘Roblox’ expects high standards equivalent to possibly climbing up these unexpectedly imported parts placed in specific areas to allow very creative types of jumps which allow users to reach their goal of touching a rapidly changing material part with confetti sprinkling its surroundings to be teleported via the ‘winpad’ into the room which is found to be called the ‘winroom’ alongside a message in cyan in a text box with possibly thousands of texts to be seen as victory and delight to finally being known as an ‘Elite Obbyist’.
Yeah but did you beat Tower of Nervous Sweating?
by Weezereeezereezrr June 28, 2021
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Swaineyslut

A 'swaineyslut' is a new breed of slut capable of seducing 'young' boys into her bedroom without the use of alcohol, sweeties or money.
A 'swaineyslut' offers many sexual favours to many many MANY people of all races, religions and cultures...a 'swaineyslut' isn't fussy about who 'tickles her mini'!
A 'swaineyslut' can be identified using several different methods which are outlined below:

1 - If you see a female with more than three men in her bed at ONE time and all of the males are naked, hairless and shimmery (due to stimulating lubricant) then you have stumbled across a rare breed of the 'swaineyslut' called a 'lubey swaineyslut'. Congratulations!

2 - An even rarer breed of the 'swaineyslut' can be found in small, rural and remote villages in eastern England. She tends to frequent with elder gentlemen who do not realise that the 'swaineyslut' is a mean and devious creature. The 'swaineyslut' is renowned for stealing money and precious diamonds as well as conning old and senile men into eating vast amounts of viagra in order to 'satisfy' herself. This breed of the 'swaineyslut' is known as the 'filthymoneygrabbingOAPfiddling swaineyslut'.

3 - The most common breed of 'swaineyslut' is found in the most unlikely of places. Schools and 6th form colleges, low-cost night clubs named after specific types of playing cards for example 'Kings', 'Queens' or perhaps even 'Jokers'...however, the most common place to find a 'swaineyslut' is on many popular, young and trendy chat forums and websites. This breed is known only as the 'MEGAswaineyslut'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, i have warned you of the dangers of the 'swaineyslut' so forever be careful, wide-eyed and on your toes because if you are ever attacked by a 'swaineyslut' of any breed then it is the end. Many (and i mean MANY) young men (and i mean YOUNG men) have suffered this dreadful fate. These unlucky men live with terrible deformities of the groin and surrounding area. Rotting of the scrotum is not unusual and incredibly large amounts of testicular swelling can occur! gentlemen, be safe...! I have done all i can.
A 'swaineyslut' is only created once every 100,000 years so it is very difficult to create an example...you will only know that you have met a 'swaineyslut' the morning after the night of the attack. A lot of research is being put into new and exciting methods of finding more information about the 'swaineyslut' yet nothing has been found yet. Until the day a cure is found then i leave you with my best wishes. I pray for safety and protection to you all.
by Tom Hughes May 31, 2007
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