swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

swank

Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the lubrication of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A downward spiral of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and schizophrenia.

Dan-''I'm worried about Stuart, he's been swanking a lot lately'

Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''

by Spennny September 2, 2013

swank

Anything you want it to mean. Only way you can tell true meaning is by context clues.

My folks had me do some swank ass shit, did all my cleanin before I could leave.
or
You sittin clean there, thats a swank ride

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

swank

literally any piece of clothing. LITERALLY. the article of clothing is then identified by descriptive adjectives

Jim: DUDE! Have you seen Kevin?!?
Tod: RIGHT?!? He's rocking that semi-classy head swank~
(In this example, the swank is a fedora)

Bill: Yo! Nice heavy swank~
Alex: Thanks! It's my favorite parka.

by Rejvik November 15, 2017

Swank

A person that is probably a faggot and is not funny

Wow look at that swank

by Kahn’s November 14, 2018

Swank

Swank is another word for cool but it's sounds better

Michelle is Swank af.

by Wdwlovers December 19, 2017

Swank

A conjunction of sweet, awesome and cool. It is like sweet, with a side of awesome, topped with coolness but it is not quite amazing

Swank dude!!

by Damista November 3, 2011