Susanne

The name of a beautiful, intelligent, and hilarious woman. Her wit is rivaled by few and she seeks the embrace of witty and funny men. Typically blonde, always beautiful, she will hold you in her gaze and then drop you on your face. She lives pragmatically and without regret, she is loyal and unflinching in the face of adversity.

She may also be a picky eater.

Hey, is that Susanne over there? I hear she hates cole slaw.

by Ingleberg Humperdink February 3, 2010

Suzzanne

An amazing girl, the most amazing you will EVER find. She is drop dead gorgeous, kind, sweet, loving, caring, perfect in every way, couldn't ask for anything more. Can never find anyone better, never can be replaced, forgotten, or loved enough. You'll always be grateful for having her in your life, she makes the most amazing best friend.

person 1: "i wish i had a Suzzanne best friend"
person 2: "i have one, best thing that has ever happened to me"

by ilovetheworldandyou June 29, 2011

Suwannee Stomp

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion

Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp

by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

Suzanna

Suzannas are sex goddesses and are definitely good in bed. They're really unique and amazing people. They love to love and be loved. Suzannas are usually very outgoing and dynamic. They have alot of friends because they are so fun. They love to go out and party or go to concerts. You NEED a Suzanna in your life(:

Girl 1: OMG! Me and Suzanna just went to the Breathe Carolina concert, She was so wild and crazy, it was awesome!
Guy 1: Damnnnn: Suzanna is so hot, I wonder if shes single...
Girl 2: Not for long, Suzanna is like the most wanted girl in school!
Guy 2: Seriouslyyyyy: One time we hooked up, it was the most amazing 2 hours of my life!

by chiliburritos May 12, 2010

dirty suzanna

a girl with a big booty and a big heart. she’s a freak in sheets, give good head, and likes to be on her back. dirty suzanna’s are lowkey nymphos

betty and i hooked up turned out she was a dirty suzanna... i think i fell in love

by yourboyfriends_lover May 13, 2020

Suzann

the most AMAZING person ever on earth.
born in 1983, brown hair, blue eyes.
the guys wanna date her, the girls wanna be her. hotter than hot. there really are not words for the bodacious beauty!

Boy: man, did you see that girl. I think it was Suzann.
Girl: Yea. I think it was.
Adam: yea, it was. That's my lovemachine.

by suhughes April 25, 2009

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008