schmoloch

Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.

In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."

In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."

In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."

For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."

by DancingFedora December 5, 2009

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Schmohog

A fat ugly bird from the krazyhouse.

A prime example of a schmohog would be Annie bovril

by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010

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Related Words

suhmo • schmoo • schmo • schmoe • Schmock • Schmood • [schmoodle] • schmob • schmoob • schmooey

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

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schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

by johnismerry April 1, 2023

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Schmoogly Schmoo

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

by beebsington April 26, 2010

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