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stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.
Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle
by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011
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Scroging

I can't wait for the Scroging me and my girlfriend are going to do tonight.
by RealEyeBrows July 13, 2016
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Strobing It

When a male has to masturbate more rapidly than usual because he knows that someone is coming home soon and he may not have much time to finish before interrupted. The act of "strobing it" is similar to the speed at which a strobe light flashes.
Pete's roommate called to tell him that he would be home in 5 minutes. Pete must begin strobing it at a higher rate of speed in order to avoid an awkward situation.
by Gylippus July 2, 2008
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Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass
Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned
by oni102 April 6, 2009
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Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.
Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!
by Ligier December 28, 2007
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sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.
tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.
by Destiny E December 9, 2008
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stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
by Dean May 13, 2005
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