elio e le storie tese

Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.

Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.

by Gillen October 29, 2013

The Sims Life Stories

A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.

Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Instagram Stories

Way for self gratification and buttering up your own half baked personality.

Society progressed and stopped believing in sunshines but according to Instagram stories, urban dictionary "definitions" matter

by BenTheNi May 1, 2018

Storie

A kind, loving, and beautiful person. She has big brown puppy dog eyes, and a smile that lights up a room. She is pretty straight forward and tells it how it is. She does not take any B.S. Sometimes she’s down on herself, but she shouldn’t be because she is an amazing person. She is fearless, adventurous, and fun, with a free spirit. Storie deserves everything good.

Storie deserves the world.

Wait, Storie is my world.

by Cantw8tomeetagurlLikeU July 22, 2020

sex stories

We were both in the store by our selves, so he came up to me and said," you wanna come to my house?" Of course I said yes! He was the hottest guy in school. Tery brendon, the best looking 17 year old. Hopefully he thought I was the best 16 year old in the world. We got to his house and went in. He dint even waste a moment. He takled me onto the bed and instantly took of his shirt. I didn't complain. We kissed for about 2 minutes, but we both wanted more. I slipped my hand down his pants and underwear and grabbed his rock hard penis." Why dont you let me stick it into you?" He asks. He helps me strip all my clothes off, and we did the same with him. "OHHHH YES YES DON'T STOP! I scream. He starts out slow, but his thrusts get faster and faster, and soon i'm gripping his arse hard. I somehow get on top, and I start humping gis stomach, chest, and soon I get to his mouth. He starts to lick it. Pleaser explodes in my body. I soon start sucking hard on his hard dick. The nigjt carries on as the best night ever.

Lets go read some sex stories

by Dank guy June 3, 2018

stogied

high as balls

Let's meet up and get stogied after work.

by _k8lynnnnnnbb_ April 18, 2018

grocery stored

The act of politely ignoring someone in public, as if you were in a grocery store and quickly move to the next aisle..essentially ignoring them, or preventing yourself from being seen.

I saw Gina in Walmart the other day, and to avoid an awkward conversation i quickly grocery stored her and went down another aisle.

by Shorty and the basic bitch October 17, 2017