Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

Statutory rape

Consensual sex with a child.

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

starstar

Starstar, the leader of clanclan. Ruler of the forest! Basically the Warrior Cats rip off of Moon Moon.

Warrior fan1: Hey, instead of moonmoon there should be Starstar.
Warrior fan2: Yeah! The leader of Starclan!
Warrior fan1: Even better, the leader of Clanclan.

by The Sun Sun to your Moon Moon May 3, 2015

statistrick

A statistic used mainly by politicians to manipulate the facts to gain favor.

6 out of 10 Adams county students AREN'T drinking! (this statistrick used in an actual advertisement in Adams County, Illinois)

"I think Iraq is stable. New polls show that 95 percent of the country wants to see a democratic government." (The problem with this is that the other 5 percent have all of the weapons.)

by Jake Seifert March 27, 2006

cantignora statusbaritis

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

by tastic71 March 19, 2013

statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

statstrology

The practice of looking at data and drawing whatever conclusion you want from it, similar to astrology

"Hey, did you know that according to this study intelligent people tend to be more depressed?"
"That's just statstrology."

by 93678983453gh May 18, 2023