squookie

The squookie is a square cookie that is a cousin of the squffin. It is part muffin, part cookie and is square in shape.

"Those squookies are making me thirsty!!"

"Shannon's squookies are amazing! They're just as good as her squffins!!"

"Hey - anybody seen those damn squookies today?" --Squookie Monster

"Squookies?! Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by gingerbreadmanbearpig October 1, 2014

Squont

The action of squinting at someone because you're suspicious of their antics but you also squat at the same time for added emphasis

I'm suspicious of what you're saying so I Squont in your general direction.

by Alexm1987 December 21, 2016

Squnk

A squnk is the combination of a squirrel and a chipmunk. Although at one time there were thousands of these critters natural selection had its way. Now there remains only one. A human can be referred to as a squnk if that human has qualities of above animals.

The squnk is fast yet clumsy, after climbing quickly to the top of a tree the squnk will fall, not climb, back down.

by Secretlylivinindabatcave November 19, 2017

Squank Tush

A woman with a really long butt who wears her pants too high and they are so tight that you can’t figure out how she got them on.

That woman from the Dry Cleaners with the Squank Tush really destroyed those mom jeans.

by SanfordBraun October 23, 2018

squock

then past tence of squeek

he saw the spider, squock and ran away .

by mushroomboi14 May 25, 2021

Squankle

A fat little tabby cat. Likely to eat his/her food too quickly and vomit it up. Known to hiss frequently.

There goes that little squankle again!!! Hide yo kids.

by Totally not Monkles May 17, 2022

Squink

Hanging out with your significant other

Boyfriend: “Are we squinking today?”
Girlfriend: “Yes, I’m leaving soon!”

by eetswag December 4, 2022