squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

squishbears

A dog or cat's toebeans. Term was coined since paw pads look like teddybears and they are squishy

Look at how big this pupper's squishbears are. aren't they precious?

by Subtacular August 24, 2017

squishakins

a uglyass bitch with squishy fat.

-she/becomes a demon which is so called ‘squishakins’
- it is a demonic fat bitch that wears makeup to sleep

omg yo did you hear?
what
aleah is a squishakins in real life!
no way
yes way!
rip her soul
where’s my holy water
fuck that. where’s jesus?!

by micdroptrigger June 9, 2018

squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Squishie

Squishie is a nickname for those who are derpy, amazing, and every once in a while an asshole. But no matter what mood he is in, you can always have a great time with him/her. Squishie is a nickname for those people who are special in there own way, and don’t give a fuck about what others think

You are such a squishie

by XxsquishiexX October 6, 2018

Squiblage

A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.

"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.

by Gary Glyttre February 18, 2019

Squishner

A loose bowel movement and/or a really juicy fart.

Whoa boy! I just made a Squishner before I could get to the Loo! Bye bye underpants! Gotta go commando

by Golden Dumper April 7, 2019