Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."

That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.

by freecode February 04, 2004

Squishy-squishy

Sexual intercourse. Named for the "squish" sound made during thrusting.

Squishy-squishy on the water bed was very wishy washy.

by Twat McGiggles October 26, 2009

squishy

In a video game - a character or enemy that has low defense and is likely an easy kill for enemies. Note that the term refers to character's own defenses, not controlling player being bad at surviving on it.

In online gaming the term is usually used when someone who should've picked a character with solid defenses (like a "tank") picked a "squish" character instead.

Great, this jackass picks squishy Teemo top and now we have no tank! GG, report this troll!

by Zefirez January 16, 2020

squishy

Easily killed in an online video game. Applies mainly to certain classes or loadouts that trade durability for power or mobility.

The Scout class in TF2 is squishy.

by dontkillalljewspls July 17, 2016

Squishy

Someone of a huggable nature.

Ooooooh you're so SQUISHY!

by ElfinMama August 20, 2005

squishy

In the gaming world, a character who dies constantly.
A debt magnet on City of Heroes.

"My ice/ice blaster is so squishy! I have 110k debt!!"

by 1337 Pwnz0r August 11, 2005

squishy

A word with a meaning very similar to "cute". When you see something really cute, such as a baby, you may want to smoosh, squeeze, rip it's head off, eat it ("you're so cute i could eat you up!"), or squish it, hence, squishy. Can also be used as a verb (to squish). Often accompanied by a spaz: a;sdlkfja;sldkfj;asdlkfja;sdlkf

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OMG ur so fucking squishy i'm gonna rip ur head off
AHHH SQUISHY S:DFKLJS:LDKFJ:SLDKF
...LETS SQUISH

by zara binds piss March 03, 2006