squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018

Squishner

A loose bowel movement and/or a really juicy fart.

Whoa boy! I just made a Squishner before I could get to the Loo! Bye bye underpants! Gotta go commando

by Golden Dumper April 7, 2019