squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

squaushage by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Squashayed 

When a squash gets squashed.

Kevin was in the kitchen squashing up a squash. It became squashayed.

Squashayed by TMT214 November 12, 2018

shlaushage 

Meaning a huge penis.

Hey baby, check out my huge shlaushage!

shlaushage by TPJ March 13, 2005

Squishage

when something has a lot of squishing.

You're wearing really tight pants and your butt is being squished ,, there is squishage in the bottom.

There is a lot of squishage in that clown car.

Squishage by Tater-tot19 June 28, 2010

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

squishage by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012

Squasages 

Squasages aka sausages by anyone who can not say or spell sausages. These are the meaty products stolen by the Crocomedile in Punch & Judy.

Oh no, the Crocomedile has me squasages, what is Judy going to say.

Squasages by DragonWizard May 22, 2021

Squashapeño 

A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.

Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.

Squashapeño by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022