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squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.
Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Squashayed

Kevin was in the kitchen squashing up a squash. It became squashayed.
by TMT214 November 12, 2018
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shlaushage

Hey baby, check out my huge shlaushage!
by TPJ March 13, 2005
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Squishage

You're wearing really tight pants and your butt is being squished ,, there is squishage in the bottom.

There is a lot of squishage in that clown car.
by Tater-tot19 June 28, 2010
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squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself
He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room
by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012
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Squasages

Squasages aka sausages by anyone who can not say or spell sausages. These are the meaty products stolen by the Crocomedile in Punch & Judy.
Oh no, the Crocomedile has me squasages, what is Judy going to say.
by DragonWizard May 22, 2021
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Squashapeño

A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.
Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.
by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022
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