sea squiral

the act of fondeling your own or onther persons testicles whilst swimming

"look at that sea squiral over there what a sick bastard, theres kids here"

by hairybeermonster October 8, 2007

squiffle

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

squirmish

noun:

1. When worms have a fight.

2. When Sarah Palin doesn't know a word most third graders get right on their English Vocabulary test.

1. The squirmish was bloody victory for the larger worm, with many hearts lost on both sides. The loser dried into a crust on the sidewalk, where it was idly picked at by a bird.

2. Sarah Palin: "I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing - do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?"

by Heligoland43 April 19, 2011

squircle

a square with round corners/ a circle with 4 sides

"my keyboard is shaped like a squircle"

by Geoffrey Erickson December 28, 2005

Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.

"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?

by J Langley November 23, 2006

squirly eyed

Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual.

Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed....

by Harder69 March 8, 2008

Squird

a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars

These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared

by OiGrenoida October 14, 2010