squid

A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.

Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.

by squidmaster1 January 28, 2017

Squid

A person that is weird.

Jared is such a squid, he's so weird

by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 19, 2017

Squid

Insult

You fuckin squid

by #1goalie March 31, 2019

squid

A spandex-covered recreational cyclist. Possibly a cross-over from motor-cyclists.
However, in cyclist terminology, this is a recreational cyclist generally wearing lots of spandex, lycra, or just all-around racing gear as well as a multi-thousand dollar bike. Most often middle-aged. Generally they are happy logging only a few hundred miles per year on said bike. They are generally OVERLY defensive cyclists and chastise younger cyclists who choose more aggressive traffic behaviors to remain safe such as retaining road space in order to not be pushed off the road by motorists.

Wow, this cycling event has so much spandex it's like a squid orgy!

by Jestercard May 26, 2006

squid

A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.

I have a big cheesy squid.

by snibbles April 17, 2011

Squid

A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.

...now there goes one salty squid!

by dougesoul March 19, 2003

squid

The new kid in the group. If you are a tight knit, or relatively close group, and a new person joins, their nickname will immediately become, "Squid". The kid who was the Squid before will now be tremendously relieved, and get to move on with a real nickname that actually describes their personality.

Joe: Hey, guys, this is Robbie, he's new.
Robbie: Hi.
Fred, Bill, Rob: Hey, Squid.
Jeff: YES! I'm not the squid anymore!
Joe: Shut up, Tweaky.
Jeff: Tweaky? Aw, damnit.

by notthesquid December 11, 2008