Mr Squeegee

Badboyhalo’s pet salmon. Please do not let Wilbur Soot near Mr Squeegee

BBH: “Hey Wilbur! This is Mr Squeegee!”
Wilbur: “Damn…” *lipbites*

by Krityon June 11, 2021

Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009

chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

mud squeegee

when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping

adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

butt squeegee

Noun:The bath pouf with a stick attached; it is used to bathe

synonyms: Booty scrub, ass cleaner, douche, ass wipe

I went to the store and bought you a new butt squeegee. The old one is nasty!

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011