Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

Butt Slushies

Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.

"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"

"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"

by Brendan Blessing July 4, 2008

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Squatties

Plural form of "Squatty." A term used by "adults" to refer to children. It is meant as to tease or make the children feel like little babies. This verbal expression of enmity is most often used by a teasing uncle when referring to his nieces and nephews. The term is based on the observation that young kids squat down instead of bending down to look at things. This squatting behavior ceases when children grow up, become less limber, and start developing a better sense of reason and logic.

When speaking to young children an immature adult or older kid might say, "You wouldn't understand; you're just a bunch of little squatties." The children usually run to the nearest responsible adult and cry out, for instance, "Grandma, Uncle Matt just called us squatties!"

by M Christensen April 22, 2008

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.

Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

by Mack Daddy Kevin August 3, 2007

Squishies

A term used for breasts, based on their soft and squishy character and their preferably larger size.

Lucy: "He's mine! Don't go showing him your squishies!

Jane: "It wasn't that I was showing them to him... they just showed themselves to him."

Lucy: "You tit goblin."

by Zax19 October 13, 2009