Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids
He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.
by HandsUp June 23, 2009
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Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.
They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy
by HandsUp June 23, 2009
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Jappuccino

Eating instant coffee granules from the vagina of a Japanese lady
She gave him a large serving of extra strong Jappuccino
by HandsUp June 23, 2009
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