Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Jappuccino

Eating instant coffee granules from the vagina of a Japanese lady

She gave him a large serving of extra strong Jappuccino

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009