SplitSplat

v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)

-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!

by Sean Martinos March 11, 2009

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 1, 2011

slitsplitter

A member of The Slitsplitters, an American garage band from the west coast. Their style is often described as being somewhat eye opening.

Put this Slitsplitter jam in your ears... pry open your eyes for years.

by D.L. Moore March 29, 2008

chinese splits

When you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out.

Giiiirl..he was eating the P good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits

by kleezy45 November 26, 2015

Shit Splits

The feeling you get when you first know you need to shit.

Uh-oh I have shit splits!

by Livbobbi November 18, 2004

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

splitscreen

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

by Splitscreen October 14, 2009