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Selena Gomez

I don't understand why so many people hate her. She is very pretty and a MILLION times better then that slut "Hannah Montanna" Miley IthinkIamallthatandabagofshit. Selena is a talented actress but I do agree she isnt the best singer but she is still good. She is one of the few Disney teen stars that has a good head and heart and sticks to her Texas roots.
People who hate her: Selena Gomez is a slut!
Me: What has she done to show she is a slut?

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is the next Miley!
Me: What has she done to PROVE that?

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is...
Me: Shut the fuck up! Selena Gomez hasn't done a damn thing to prove that she is a slut or she is the next Miley. Fuck you son of a bitches and get a life.
by ThexMusicxSlut August 22, 2009
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Salena

Means the moon in Greek. It is someone who is beyond beautiful and when looking into her sweet hazel eyes you see a kind, amazing person with a big heart that from just one smile from her can warm anyones heart or even Antarctica. Not only is she beautiful but she is very intelligent and from just looking at her you know that she will be extremely successful.
- Wow. Do you see that girl in the hallway? I'm stunned by her kindness and beauty. I must be dreaming! How do I talk to someone that that beautiful and amazing?

- It must be Salena.
by Helmsley April 7, 2008
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Sqwena

a word meaning the opposite , commonly used in place of 'Not' in a not joke .
Brittany is looking pretty good tonight ... SQWENA!
by Bonskkkk . May 21, 2008
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selena_lemon

my friend who always post random things it is in so much fandoms and they love marcy joke ovy/j and she is very cool
selena_lemon told me to eat and drink
by imeveryonesmoots July 9, 2021
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Dirty Selena

Someone who would rather shove a dildo covered in ants up her snatch than hold a baby
She did a dirty Selena When she was offered to hold the newborn baby
by Michiefor September 29, 2020
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Selena

Selena is simply a name given to a beautiful person, but has a much deeper meaning.
Doctor: What will you name the child?

Mother: Selena-

Mother: Selena for her beautiful eyes.
by ALEXISOPEANUT December 31, 2018
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Selena Gomez

Teen actress/singer who can't really act or sing well, but at least seems to have her feet on the ground and a good head on her shoulders.

She is pretty and down-to-earth and not annoying.
Girl 1: I loooooove Selena Gomez.

Girl 2: She's okay. At least she's not annoying like Miley Cyrus and doesn't put off a slut vibe.
by gmoya July 9, 2009
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