Crispy socks

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

by idifferfromyou2005 October 15, 2005

Spockcops

Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.

Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.

by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006

socksfor2

socksfor1's second channel. He does horror games, VR games and random good games. He usually plays with his friend Blaza

socksfor2 is a really good youtuber

by thisismeID April 9, 2021

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Snocks

The free pair of fuzzy sock like Snocks that comes with a Snuggie.

Samantha got a free pair of pink Snocks with her Snuggie!

by downnola December 25, 2009

Socks off

Australian Idiom

1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.

2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"

by Titaniumface October 22, 2017