spergling

A tiny aspergers whiner.

That damned spergling wont shut up!

by DunAsk November 3, 2015

speaking cap

when you speak nothing but cap.

synonymous with "telling lies", "cap talk", "lying", etc

A: i was with my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her though because she doesn't have social nor does she live in the area
B: you are speaking cap

by asdfghjklqwertyuiop haha xdddd September 19, 2020

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.

Hey, I'm stroking my balls.

by Mirosui August 26, 2005

your speaking my language

I completely agree with what you just said.

Jamie, your speaking my language.

by Light Joker April 13, 2006

Speaking Moistly

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.

Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.

by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020