spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.

I spaffed all over your spaff catchers

by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008

Spafford

A prog rock band from AZ that currently tours the country playing in front of fans who wanted to get spaffed

I was at the show and Spafford was hot as F and we all got spaffed!

by Spaffnerds January 7, 2020

Drippy Spaff

The act of extracting the spatter from the severely protruding, excessively moist; prolapsed anus of the bloke you are currently underneath, who is on the downward section of a 50KG well above limit power sqaut at around 3am at a seedy, 24hr gym.

Seen johnno the other morning, sneaking a drippy spaff off some poor cunt at the gym.

by Chick Magnet net handle wampa March 17, 2019

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

spraff

Noise made when a lemon impacts an eye socket at high velocity.

As he looked up, a yello citrus fruit smashed him in the eye with a huge
"spraff!"

by Neville August 26, 2004