Charcoal Spanner 

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

Charcoal Spanner by Mooscula April 5, 2019

Scran Spanner 

Anything that is used to consume one's scran (food). Examples would be: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Chop Sticks

Yo, mate could you pass me a 'Scran Spanner' for my pasta.

Scran Spanner by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021

Blue Spanner Gang 

Blue Spanner Gang is GM19's mod team name! His amazing moderators do everything to help his chat be more positive and the best ever! All the respects go to Jazza 11, HCZS 1701, Imogen, The Aura Cat and GM19 of course! You guys are the best moderators I have ever seen! Keep being golden as you guys already are :)
Blue Spanner Gang Team

The Aura Cat

Imogen
HCZS 1701
Jazza11

The Blue Spanner Gang are all here

Blue Spanner Gang by Allzza August 19, 2021

winkle spanner 

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

winkle spanner by AL2001 July 6, 2023

mind spanner

A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.

Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"

mind spanner by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006

Sour Ana The Spanner 

Sour Ana the spanner: (Ana Gordon) She is that bitch ass sub at Carshalton college who thinks shes fit, smart and sexy but in reality she has the IQ of a tea bag and is wrinkly like 1 aswell.

Marcos: Whos that old women over there walking like shes all hot!?

Raul: ughh! Thats sour Ana the spanner. Here she goes boasting about all her boyfriends again!

Marcos: Ewwww such a hoe innit.

Sour Ana The Spanner by Xxest96xX July 9, 2018

fuck spanner 

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

fuck spanner by Ti September 3, 2004