Spanish Spanker 

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

Spanish Spanker by moohalat December 8, 2009

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

chicken spanker by uberconservative September 19, 2008

ankle spanker 

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

ankle spanker by rodney May 7, 2003

ankle spanker 

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

ankle spanker by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003

knee spanker 

This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.

hahaha that ones a knee spanker.

knee spanker by Dr.Suess's mistress June 20, 2011

Cankle Spanker 

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

Cankle Spanker by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Tanker Wanker Spanker 

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

Tanker Wanker Spanker by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006