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Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.
My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.
by Guest53472 July 1, 2016
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Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.
"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."
by dr.L_Heezy February 20, 2012
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Sozi

Short for social Nazi.

Sozi refers to a regressive leftist who believes that they have the right to act as a Nazi if they personally think they are morally justified. They are both political correctness enforcers and language correctness enforcers. Whenever they disagree with someone not in their echo-chamber, they will yell "bigot", "Islamaphobe", and if these do not work, then the ultimate innuendo "racist". A Sozi believes that Islam is a race, that blacks have superior rights, that whites are born racist, that feminists should support misogyny and paternalism in traditional societies, and that the scummiest human beings are ex-Muslims who dare to criticize Prophet Mohammad or the Quran. Sozis believe they are very enlightened and liberal. But in practice they always side with fascism. Sozis are invariably cuddled and pampered middle class whites who graduated with a useless degree in some "Study" (gender studies, women's studies, postcolonial studies), and extremely snobbish to anyone who may disagree with their talking points. Most are activists or have useless government jobs like pushing paper. They avoid the real world, as long as they are supported by mom and dad, or supported by government handouts.
Sarah and Sophie pulled the fire alarm to bring the dissenting lecture to an end. Such sozis they are.
by Sacred Baloney March 26, 2017
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Solita

Solita is a Spanish word that translates to English as "Lonely"
She's so solita
by dumbiebitch August 10, 2019
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soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.
Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!
by malbuff November 28, 2012
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Sogits

A sexually transmitted disease that causes severe dripping in the vaginal region.
Martha Stewart got sogits while she was in jail.
by harrium and plester March 12, 2005
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solitude

1. Not to have anyone with you or to be alone.
The little girl was solitude in the world with no one to hold her. No one to care for her. Yet she smiled didn't let a tear slip down her face. She was strong.
by Angelina :P January 14, 2007
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