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Isabella Sommerfeld

A COMPLETE DUCOHBAG THAT LIKES NOAH BECK AND HAS A HUGE WAP AND DEFINATLY LIKES SAMM
by ej9e[08efhe8fghpes October 5, 2020
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sommelier

when one guy sticks his finger up the other guys butt and makes him sniff it
rick gave me the sommelier last night in bed
by rj reynolds February 17, 2014
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Sommerset

Female 19-year-old Fortnite streamer from Texas who has already had several internet boyfriends, with the aim of achieving extra fame. ( For example: Eclipsae, Clix, FSBully & Saevid )
- Yo, do you know Sommerset?
- Oh yeah that one clout chaser who has been in multiple online relationships.
by thesett March 21, 2022
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Sommer Ray

the face of an angelic goddess. Not much you can say about her tbh, she's perfect rt.
by accountancy November 23, 2018
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Sommaltier

An expert in the fine art of selecting and pairing the proper 40 oz malt beverage.
I'm going to ask the Sommaltier if I should choose the Colt or the Maddog as a compliement to my beef jerky.
by GreetingsADM September 19, 2016
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SOMMFF

“Sit On My Mother Fucking Face”
It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF

ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.

The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.

Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.

SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
Her: Hey Daddy 😜 what do you want to do tonight?

Him: SOMMFF

Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*

Him: *Muffled Screams*

*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
by The God of Terms & Phrases January 21, 2018
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sommergirl

Typically the person who say some of the weirdest things accidentally and get that weird sass towards some of their friends sometimes. They are really enthusiastic and supportive of their friends, and often try to play online games with them and end up leaving surprises for them in the games. You don’t want to get on their bad side, because they can be persistent and annoying at times, but they are still one of the best friends you could ask for when you are not.
Player: Omg that person keeps picking on my gaming skills, how rude.
sommergirl: Who are they and where can I find them in here?
by The_Real_Poseidon May 7, 2019
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