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smoked my boots

To receive a long prison term from a judge. Washington, DC slang.
by elpadron November 22, 2007
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Smoaded

Smoked and loaded with liquor and off any kind of smokable drugs!!!!!
I was pretty smoaded with my friends yesterday!
by Phizeke Marcos February 5, 2005
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Smoked back

When a person has smoked one too many tin foil rips of heroin, crack, or tweek.

One can recognize an individual who is smoked back by their emaciated skull and sucked back eyeballs, not to mention the oily secretion coming from their pores.

A person who is smoked back is very likely to speak a multitude of ridiculies, and is even known to believe them.

Synonomous with "To Hell and Gone".
Rorgendorker and Pa are existing in a poisenous perpetual state of "smoked back". I should know, as I existed in that pathetic state for many years.
by MKMN1 July 25, 2009
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Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."
Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet
by jammans May 23, 2010
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smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.
Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.
by offya January 3, 2012
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smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.
After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.
by The smoker December 16, 2013
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smoked

by Trizzy Tre April 23, 2015
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