Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

snappy crab trap

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

by SRJmama November 10, 2008

slappynutz

Serious sexual activity. Hardcore and very fast moving with the testicles slapping up against the "taint" area of the female from the seriously fast sex. Usually occurs the most during doggy-style or plain 'ol hyperspeed missionary.

Wow, me and Mandy were having some serious sex, slappynutz were in full effect and I had sweat just fallin off me and my balls. We must have lost 10 pounds each from that 45 minute sexual hurricane.

by Schwagner December 7, 2006

Slappy826

some lazy ass dev that made protosmasher that wont ever update it. he also dickrides 3dsboy08 and gets admin to abuse.

when the fuck will Slappy826 update proto its been 4 days

by xsaber1324 May 3, 2018

Sappy

A emotion of being Sad and Happy but not knowing which to be.

Sad + Happy = Sappy

Character #1: Dude i'm having a inner conflict. I'm sad and happy but i don't know which to choose.
Character #2: then yours Sappy man, Sad and Happy.

by IncorrectStatement February 28, 2015

smapple

a smashed or smooshed up apple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!

by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011

Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003