Skangley Wagons

an intoxicated broad at a party that cannot comprehend how ugly her appearance really is to any sex orientated gender. at a level between hammered/black out drunk she will occasionally get some from a person you know as a desperate last resort; a female cum dumpster

"Check out steve getting on the skangley wagon!"

"If you had to choose one of those skangley wagons, which one would it be?"

by William Crumheart November 1, 2011

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.

Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).

by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011

Shangle

The angle of which you shag

Their shangle was 90°

by Sweg_lord69420 June 7, 2016

Spangled

When your absolutely fucked on drugs and acting like a retard.

1 - "I'm spangled as fuck"
2. - "That last pip spangled the fuck out of me"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Smange

That hot chick always WASTED at the party. Most times wears a drinking hat (otherwise known as the "Hat Girl" before knowing the real smange). This girl swears a lot! and also doesnt give a FUCK ... A LOT! She will out smoke you in bongs and, depending on your talents, kick yo ass in beerpong.

You could also find this girl passed out at the end of the night in a totally random location!

yo that chick must have been SMANGED last night, she broke her cell phone with a skateboard!!

by 420smange June 15, 2011