Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Slaying Bitch

A bitch who slays. Often, she is considered a baddie or a #girlboss.

This slaying bitch is so hot. I want to date her.

by SlayingBaddieBitch October 20, 2022

Slaying Puss

Pure and utter domination and annihilation of pussy. If you just committed serial murder Jack the Ripper style in the form of sex, you just slayed that puss.

Jake was slaying puss so hard, legend has it her vagina is still a crime scene after 3 months.

by darthyz0r May 16, 2018

Slaying Queen

Someone that looks and acts so amazing, fabulous and flawless that any insult that you make against that queen will slide right past them and back to you, because who even are you when you're standing next to them

Yasssssss Olivia is such a slaying queen with her braids on point and her eyebrows fleeky

by Saliena934 June 7, 2016

Slading

when a persons leg is longer than the other (or for any other reason) and while walking, they push who is walking beside them

also it is when a person attempts to sit in a place in between two people that clearly wont accommodate them

"man, back the fuck up, you're slading"

by Captaincanukk April 6, 2009

Slaying the Dragon

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.

Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.

by _LG_ July 25, 2008

Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009