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happy slapping

The practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone.

In America we call this practice assault and I do believe you would get shot with a gun if you tried it.
Some british kids went happy slapping in LA and got their shit messed up.
by Hobbe April 28, 2005
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happy slapping

happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.
chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).
by K-man2 May 10, 2006
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tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.
John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.
by Toryu88 September 13, 2016
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You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.
Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.
by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010
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skipping lunch broke

Signifying an intensity of monetary deficiency which makes it difficult to afford lunch esp. at work..
Ammar: Lets go get you a pair of riding shoes from flea.
Faraz: I have 50 bucks on me.. I'm skipping lunch broke
<Ammar has left the conversation>
by qalandre March 19, 2010
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slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle
You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!
by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013
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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that June 3, 2016
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