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Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.
Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!
by PrisonCityDub May 3, 2008
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Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology
Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
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Radio silence

When someone dosen't return phone calls or text messages. Most commonly used when trying to develop a relationship with someone.
The girl seemed pretty into me when I met her at the bar, but when I called her the next day, I got total radio silence.
by studio54 January 10, 2009
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cone of silence

An imaginary zone from which sound or discussion can't escape. The cone of silence is used to keep something quiet or private. Most often applied to spoken communication, but can also apply to writing or email.

From a running gag on the TV show "Get Smart" in which a plexiglass device would lower from the ceiling and cover the heads of two speakers, so that their conversation couldn't be spied upon. The cone of silence rarely worked correctly on TV, and usually isn't much better in real life.
Employee 1: Hey, I just overheard your boss talking about you. You won't believe what he said.

Employee 2: Let's take this one to the cone of silence.
by Evac156 May 2, 2005
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guns fall silent

1.influenced by bands such as A Day To Remember, August Burns Red, Metallica, Parkway Drive, Avenged Sevenfold and In Fear and Faith 2. consists of four members you can look them up on myspace 3. the band rocks
holy cow it's guns fall silent they're awesome as heck i just want to listen to them all day
by gunsfallsilent August 17, 2010
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sickening

It refers to when you look at a person and they look so good it makes you sick, used esp. for females/drag queens/transexual females checking out other females/drag queens/transexual females - but meant completely as an admiration (with a slight connotation of politically acceptable jealousy)
That bitch is SICKENING!!
by Angelstar July 29, 2008
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Jay And Silent Bob

Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director Kevin Smith's movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.

They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.
or as Jay would put it

Jay and silent bob are the mack daddy's of fucking Jersey. Jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the pussy and Silent bob is his black manservant, Nooch!
by Tau June 11, 2006
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