Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.
by RITM March 22, 2008

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

Miranda a ratchet southern girl gets her ass beat by getting hit with a shovel in the head by another ratchet hoe.
by ThatDefiner May 6, 2014

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 14, 2007

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.
Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."
"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater
"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."
"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater
"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater
by desomond May 11, 2015

by Mwuahasd January 5, 2010
