shitnot

a shitty band from... ur mom

You: hey lets go to ozzfest and see Shitnot
Me: fuck you, im seein' Slayer

by Shitnot Hata' December 20, 2004

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

shitpot

Another name for a toilet, can be used to say that someone's in deep trouble.

1. Those burritos went right through me, I spent all last night on the shitpot
2. YOU ARE IN ONE SHITPOT FULL OF TROUBLE, DO YOU HEAR ME??

by dxc March 23, 2008

shitite

The branch of Islam believing that one of the 5 pillars is taking a shit in Mecca

Billy is dumping in Mecca next week because he is a shitite

by Bofadese Nutts July 3, 2015

shititty

titties so fine you can't help but say 'shiiiiiii-iiiit'

"Damnnn, look at the shititties on that one!", said Lars P. Larson as Jenny B. Juffy walked by.
"Don' keep starin' at my shititty!'

by lilylapstarr March 31, 2010

Shitnotized

This occurs when you take a shit that feels so good that you zone out for a few minutes. Maybe your eyes go crossed and you get a tingly sensation on the back of your neck, along with some goosebumps. You've just been shitnotized.

I woke up one morning, went in the bathroom to get shitnotized, then took a shower.

by Disco Todd May 6, 2011

Shitittay

Adjective: To describe a crazy situation. To describe a shitshow. Not to be confused with "shitty", which can be bad. Shitittay is always a good thing.

"Yo that party was shitittay!"

by Shitittay Sharon September 10, 2012