Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

Shiternet

Adjective describing internet that is complete ass; borderline unusable.

The word "Shiternet" derives from the word "Shit," in this case meaning 'of poor quality,' and "Internet" meaning internet connection from an ISP.

The term "Shiternet" can refer to a multitude of reasons for internet quality to be poor, such as stuttering, lag, high ping, poor upload/download speed and more.

"I really want to play Tarkov but my Shiternet won't let me."

"I would play with you guys but my shiternet is acting up."

"I'm trying to join the Discord but my Shiternet is being awful."

by Netyop October 13, 2021

shitarted

there is no definition it just is

that's pretty shitarted

by chinacheezit November 12, 2021

shiteaser

When you feel the need to poop but it's a false alarm.

I really thought I had to crap but it ended up being a damn shiteaser!

by QUEEN STEEVE June 1, 2025